In today's Sun, Celebrity Big Brother winner Ulrika Jonsson asks the question on everyone's lips,
'How can a country that fought so valiantly in two World Wars be brought to its knees by snow?'
An interesting question, and one that can be answered simply and with very little thought. You see, this nation of ours won two World wars with soldiers and tanks and planes and such. You can't stop snow with things like that. Believe me, I've tried. I spent most of Sunday night wildly firing my gun into the air in an effort to kill the snow cloud. But you know what? It can't be killed. Not by me and not by you, Ulrika.
You daft bitch.
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