Tuesday, 3 February 2009

My Foray into Observational Comedy Part 1: Phrases

Killing two birds with one stone? What's all that about, like? Bit cruel isn't it? Why would you want to kill two birds? Eh? Who are you, Elmer Fudd? (In Elmer Fudd's voice) I gotta kill those two boids, but I only got one stone!

More than one way to skin a cat? How do you know, eh? Do you do it all the time, you sicko?

Don't teach your granny to suck eggs? Why not? Eh? Eh? Why would you want to do that in the first place? That's just weird that, innit? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?

Get off the stage? What's all that about?


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