My Top Ten!

1. Stepladders
2. John Suchet
3. Lesbians and/or blackcurrant jam
4. The Franco-Prussian War
5. Pet Sounds
6. Bacon rind
7. Crocodile Shoes
8. That bit in Kashmir where it goes 'daa da daaa da da da daaa da daaa daaa do do do'
9. Number nine
10. Pitt the Elder

Through Rose Tinted Wrap-Around Shades...

When I was a young girl, I used to think that whenever anyone talked about 'the taxpayer', they were actually referring to a professional wrestler, you know, like The Undertaker.
Incidentally, the Undertaker got his pseudonym because of his fondness for cutting people up...using the inside lane.


Thankyou very much.

Philosophy

They say that if you put a thousand monkeys in a room with a thousand typewriters for all eternity, they will produce the complete works of Shakespeare. Unfortunately, my budget could only stretch to two typewriters and an arthritic Cocker Spaniel. I reckon I should have The Da Vinci Code rustled up by next Wednesday.

Decisions

Every time I need to make a tough decision I flip a coin. That way, if anything goes wrong I can do as I always do and blame the Royal Mint.