"Happy New Year!" That's what some people say. These are the kinds of people that would probably celebrate Super Big, Bad Nazi Day if such a thing existed. These people are suckers. Because I think that if one were to rationally survey the facts for more than a millisecond, one would see that this "new" year we're all so pleased about is actually an old one. Consider the following facts:
- We're in a recession.
- We're in the midst of a war in Iraq.
- The Prime Minister is grey-skinned and dour.
- The biggest band in the country is Take That.
Based on this evidence, I think we can safely conclude that the year is not 2009, but actually 1992.
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