I had battled demons and dragons and climbed deep into the caverns of Agribabwa, but finally I found the ancient treasure chest.
Using the sacred key of Nactata, which I had wrestled from around the neck of the ferocious Mugolian, I opened the chest and beheld the most beautiful treasure in the world; gold so lustrous that it lit up my face with its ethereal shine.
Pity I had to leave it there, in the end. I mean, it was bad enough getting down there, imagine getting back up, lugging a giant treasure chest. Also, I needed a wee.