Jokes that just don't work in stand-up. Part Four.

When I was a young boy, I didn't want to be a footballer, or a rockstar, or even a fireman; I was different. I wanted to be the Pope. Strange you might say, but the thing that made me want to be the Pope in the first place was when I saw a picture of him meeting U2, and I thought, 'Wow, cool! Bono can kiss my ring as well.'