Monday, 24 March 2008

Conversations with a Security Guard.

ME: I'm here to see Mr Swannie in 15c.

GUARD: What section of room 15 is he in?

ME: 15c.

GUARD: Yes I see, but you still haven't told me what section he's in.

ME: C!

GUARD: Yes, I told you, I do see, but where is he?

ME: C!

GUARD: Sea? There's no sea around here, not for miles.

ME: He is in 15c! 15c! Room 15c! What is the matter with you?

GUARD: I miss vaudeville.

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