Oh Mein Papa

I'm rather perturbed this week because my father has accidentally joined Al Qaeda. He saw a picture of an Islamic fundamentalist carrying a sign saying, 'Death to the West', and, being a die-hard Birmingham City fan, assumed that the word 'Bromwich' was written on the back.



Now he has to go all the way down to the bank to cancel his standing order. Oh crime! What sacrifices must be made in thy name?!