A fast word about money

Wealth is a funny thing, but not as funny as a clown. Some people are scared of clowns. Get real. It's just a man wearing make-up. Stop being such a baby and fetch me a drink.

CRUNCH!

I'm poor! So desperate am I, that I decided to rob a bank. I'm now in half a billion's worth of debt. I need a bailout!

This takes me back to my days as a bailiff, where I would visit the homes of people who hadn't paid back their student loans to repossess any knowledge they may have gained during their degree. 'Neither a borrower nor a lender be" said some bloke out of Hamlet. Wise words.