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Monday, 28 March 2011

I bet...

I bet the worst thing about being a dragon is people always asking you for a light. It's like, what am I, your own personal lighter? Use a match. Or better still, give up smoking. God, I'm getting angry just thinking about it.
Posted by Ben at 15:49
Labels: dragons, lighters, thoughts

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