Tuesday, 8 September 2009

Pizza Burgers

When I was a kid, my friend Colin invented pizza burgers. For the uninitiated, pizza burgers are two baps, with tomato puree and cheese, put under the grill for five minutes.
Anyway, after school, Colin and I lost touch, but recently I heard that his wife had been having an affair. We met at a school reunion last week and had a few drinks, and I asked him how his wife was and if she'd run off with any stange men lately.
Then he went all quiet and distant for a while. I guess he was too busy thinking about pizza burgers or something.

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