Sunday 6 September 2009

My first tabloid column

Jenk 'Jenk' Jenkins was a kind and generous man. Everyone he met remarked on how 'kind and generous' he was.
But Jenk 'Jenk', 'kind and generous' Jenkins had a secret. He was dying of AIDS. Not the kind you get from sex, but another kind.
Jenk 'Jenk' ,'kind and generous', 'dying of non-sex AIDS' Jenkins didn't want to die in agony, he wanted to die on his own terms.
Jenk 'Jenk', 'kind and generous', 'dying of non-sex AIDS', 'suicidal' Jenkins held up a bank with a toy gun, and was promptly shot dead by police.
Police issued a statement, saying they regretted that Jenk 'Jenk', 'kind and generous', 'dying of non-sex AIDS', 'suicidal', 'shot dead by a police marksman' Jenkins, chose to end his life in such a way.

That's all very well and good, but what about the paedophiles?

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