...an apocalyptic disaster movie in the vein of Armageddon, starring Freegan Morman as the President of the United States, Oback Barama. The scene I am about to exclusively preview is the emotional climax of the picture; the President has to inform the world's press that a meteor the size of a small dog, but the weight of Jersey is heading to Earth, where it will surely wipe out all life on the planet, or at the very least ruin a few barbecues and summer fetes.
While he has to remain calm, he is gripped by inner turmoil, because his maid has rejected his amorous advances and refused to smell his new chloroform collection.
Now, with the President behind the podium, the world waits with baited breath...
BARAMA: Ladies and gentlemen of the press, it is my regrettable duty as President of the United States, to inform you that we as a species are on the verge of extinction. Presently, a meteor is travelling towards Earth at a fantastic speed, and it will make impact.
VOICE FROM THE BACK: Speak up!
BARAMA: (LOUDER) There is a deadly meteor heading for the Earth!
VOICE FROM THE BACK: OK, that's better. Now do it again, but make it more convincing.