MAN 1: Alright mate. I see you've got a gold medal there.
MAN 2: Yep, and so have you it seems.
MAN 1: Yes, yes. So, what's your event?
MAN 2: The decathlon. Running, swimming, cycling. And that. Very taxing stuff. What's yours?
MAN 1: What?
MAN 2: Your event. What is it?
MAN 1: (mumbles)
MAN 2: What?
MAN 1: Darts. It's darts. My event is darts.
MAN 2: You twat.