Friday, 25 January 2008

Why darts should never become an Olympic sport

MAN 1: Alright mate. I see you've got a gold medal there.

MAN 2: Yep, and so have you it seems.

MAN 1: Yes, yes. So, what's your event?

MAN 2: The decathlon. Running, swimming, cycling. And that. Very taxing stuff. What's yours?

MAN 1: What?

MAN 2: Your event. What is it?

MAN 1: (mumbles)

MAN 2: What?

MAN 1: Darts. It's darts. My event is darts.

MAN 2: You twat.

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