My letter to the editor...

Dere (sic) Sir,

I reesuntlee (sic) visitid (sic) the locul (sic) VD klinik (sic) for sum (sic) treetmunt (sic). I wuz (sic) absulootly (sic) disgustid (sic) with the condishuns (sic) their (sic).
Seein (sic) the durt (sic) and grime clingin (sic) to the wallz (sic) maid (sic) me feal (sic) fizzically (sic) sic (sic) (sic) (sic) (sic) (sic) (sic)

Yors (sic)

Ben (sic) Davids (sic)