Monday, 26 May 2008

Idea for a fable...

Enthusiastic but untalented guitarist has pioneering surgery to attach an extra finger to his fretting hand. When the bandages are removed and he is given the all-clear to play, he can suddenly only play the riff from Smoke on the Water. Despondent, he falls to his knees before the village elders and vows never to cry wolf again. They remind him that he is referring to a different fable and then proceed to beat him about the head.

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