Love

Let me tell you something folks, weddings are expensive. I mean first, you have to order her from Thailand, and then there's the buffet, the list goes on and on.

I remember in my single days, the women around town would call me 'the shark.' Not because I was deadly and ruthless, but rather because a punch on the nose would usually make me go away.

A piece of conjecture...

They say that Nature's deadliest killing machine is Man. True, but what about if you tied a shark to a lion?