Misunderstandings!

I'm "always" getting into misunderstandings with people. Sometimes my "brain" doesn't focus properly, and I don't catch someone's true meaning. I've had this problem ever since I used my mobile phone near a microwave. Double radiation!
One such instance of a misundertanding happened at a "party", in the "kitchen." I was asking another gentleman how he knew the host of the party. He told me he knew him from the gym, and that he was there to "network."
I misunderstood this and proceeded to throw him through a window.

So be warned, if I meet you at a "party" and you tell me you like to "network", the words I actually hear are, "harm me, please."

You bunch of twats, you.