Philosophy

If war is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.

Unless of course the question is "Edwin Starr had a number three hit in 1970 with which song?"

Eleven Reasons Why Radiohead Are The Best Band In The World

1. They have three guitarists. This means that if one them nips off for a crap or a coffee, they still have just as much firepower as most other bands.
2. The bassist looks a bit like Christopher Walken.
3. They refused to play their biggest hit for years.
4. They released their latest album themselves.
5. They have a reputation for being miserable, which is good because that means they can put cling film over the toilet bowl and no-one would suspect them.
6. They haven’t murdered Mark Ronson yet, despite what he did to Just. They have more self-control then I would in their situation.
7. They don’t go on T4.
8. In tour-documentary, Meeting People Is Easy, they managed to make playing to thousands of adoring fans in the best cities in the world, look like a right ball-ache.
9. They shun those charlatans, Coldplay.
10. They have three guitarists. This means that if one of them decides to fiddle with a xylophone in the corner, the other two can hold down the fort respectfully.
11. The bassist really does look like Christopher Walken, doesn’t he?