A difference of opinion

She said she was tired of me cheatin'. I say, 'Don't hate the player, hate the game, baby.'

We never played Monopoly again.

Extract from a political thriller I'm writing...

ANNOUNCER: And now, to read his award-winning essay, 'The Importance of Democracy in Britain', Tarvis Boon!

TARVIS: (seems angry but determined) Thank you, ladies and gentlemen of Parliament, but I would like to read a different essay, if I may.

ANNOUNCER: No.