Things I saw...

I saw a clown get run over. It really made me ponder the absurdity of life. I called an ambulance afterwards, but it was too late. Time sure does fly when you're a-ponderin'.

I saw a spectacular spring time sunset. If you ask me, there's nothing more beautiful than that. But you didn't ask me so forget I even said anything.

I saw a man trying to start a fire by rubbing two sticks together. Man, no wonder he's the cheapest arsonist at the agency.

I saw two guys piling stuff on a donkey, it reminded me of that old board game, the Game of Life. That donkey has lost at the Game of Life.

I saw a dude fall down on the pavement and lie there motionless. 'He must be drunk,' I thought. Later on I walked past again and some ambulance guys were shocking him but he still wasn't moving. I was wrong. He wasn't drunk, he was wasted.

Clowning Around

I believe it was Smokey Robinson who sang, 'there are some sad things known to man, but ain't too much sadder than the tears of a clown.'

I don't know about that; I saw a clown crying the other day and he was just so hilarious I couldn't help but laugh.

But then that's clown funerals for you; a bittersweet event where one may gain some solace from the fact that all the mourners can fit in one car.