I can't pronounce you man and wife

WOMAN:   You should have seen his face; he was high rate.

MAN:          You mean irate.

WOMAN:   That's what I said; high rate.

MAN:          No, it's irate.

WOMAN:   High rate.

MAN:          Irate.

WOMAN:   High rate.

MAN:         Irate.

WOMAN:   Whatever. Harsehole.

Love will tear us apart.

MAN: Oh my God! He's dead!

WOMAN: Hmm, you would say that.