Memories of my university days...

I remember when I took that first semester at university, thinking to myself how different it all was from school.

One key difference was the way we could swear in seminars without being told off.

'Shitfingers,' one student would remark.

'Fannyflaps,' another would retort.

'Sticky ginger pubes,' another would wryly observe.

Yes, I still treasure my time at Nottingham Tourette's University.

How Tourette's Can Ruin Your...Autopsy

PATHOLOGIST: There is a high amount of dopamines in the blood, but probably not enough to cause death. There are also some lesions on the scalp and neck. I'm going to refer this case to the coroner to get his opinion, and in the meantime...

CORPSE: Ballbags!

How Tourette's Can Ruin Your...Wedding Day

VICAR: If anyone knows any reason why these two people may not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace.

VOICE FROM THE BACK: Ballbags!



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