A debate between two gentlemen in an online setting

The Angry Atheist: Man, I am such an atheist.

Harrison666: Yeah, so am I man.

The Angry Atheist: I bet I'm more of an atheist than you are.

Harrison666: No way. I've been an atheist since before I was born and I think that anyone who believes in God is a sheep. Baaaa.

The Angry Atheist: Yeah right, I saw you criticising Dawkins the other day dude, and I love Dawkins.

Harrison666: NO! NO! I am an atheist! I hate God! If he were to walk in here right now, I'd stick my fingers in his mouth and shit in his handbag.

The Angry Atheist: That's funny; if you're such an atheist then why would you expect God to walk in?

Darwin's Scrote: ZOMG! PWNED!

Iron Maiden 4life: Faggot got pwned.

The Kevin Delusion: Pwnage!

Wizardsleeve1973: My Little Pwny!

Musical Youth: Pass the dutchie pwn the left hand side.

Nadia677744441: YOU WANNA A PLEASE YOUR GIRL, WHYNOT? VIAGRA, DIAZEPAM, VALIUM. BIG MANHOOD GROWTH GUARANTEED NO QUESTION AKSED? YOU WANNA A BEE BIG MAN LIKE BEAR? VIAGRA!

The Angry Atheist: I pwned you.

ILuvDawkins4eva Message Board Post - Number 1

Barbara1967 Help!
My dog isn't eating!!! Iv'e tryed everything bt he just wont eat his food, waht
can i do?!?!?!???

BaggiesBoy Re: Help!
Take him to the vets, love. Its the only way. Its probly nothing serious!

ILuvDawkins4eva Re: Help!
Yes, take him to the vet. It's the scientific way. And ignore BaggiesBoy, he
doesn't know that it's nothing serious. It could be inoperable cancer for all
he knows, but then again he probably prays to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
so you can't possibly trust his judgement.

BaggiesBoy U r a cunt
Cunt.

ILuvDawkins4eva Re: U r a cunt
Hmm, that's just like you, to make suppositions without empirical evidence.
Just wait until everyone on CommentIsFree hears about this.

The God Delusion

PREACHER: And on the seventh day, He created man.

VOICE FROM THE BACK: No He didn't!

PREACHER: You don't believe that God created the Universe?

VOICE FROM THE BACK: No I don't.

PREACHER: Well then, if He didn't, who did?

VOICE FROM THE BACK: Charles Darwin.