Friday 13 August 2010

Friday the 13th

Today is Friday the 13th, the unluckiest of all days. In fact, whilst writing that first sentence I broke two of my fingers. Now three. Now four. Now a thumb. I should probably stop typing.

Stupid explosive keyboard.

Memories of my university days...

I remember when I took that first semester at university, thinking to myself how different it all was from school.

One key difference was the way we could swear in seminars without being told off.

'Shitfingers,' one student would remark.

'Fannyflaps,' another would retort.

'Sticky ginger pubes,' another would wryly observe.

Yes, I still treasure my time at Nottingham Tourette's University.