A difference of opinion

She said she was tired of me cheatin'. I say, 'Don't hate the player, hate the game, baby.'

We never played Monopoly again.

Snobservational Comedy Part One

Upon walking around a council estate, it occurred to me that this country must be truly skint, as the dole seems to have been giving out trampolines in lieu of money.

Clowning Around

I believe it was Smokey Robinson who sang, 'there are some sad things known to man, but ain't too much sadder than the tears of a clown.'

I don't know about that; I saw a clown crying the other day and he was just so hilarious I couldn't help but laugh.

But then that's clown funerals for you; a bittersweet event where one may gain some solace from the fact that all the mourners can fit in one car.