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Some people mock me for having religious beliefs.

"How can you believe in God when there's no evidence for it?"

Well I don't care about evidence. Nothing will stop me from being a Rastafarian.

Mon.

Self-deprecating joke. Code number: EN59742H

With me, ladies, life is like a rollercoaster.

You wait ages for a ride, and when it comes it only lasts two minutes.

Well...

Well. Well. It's been a while. I haven't posted anything on here in 2 months. That's quite a long time. You'd think that in that time, I'd have plenty of snappy zingers and hilarious stories to report.

Well...

I don't. Deal with it, sister.