Wednesday 5 January 2011

I can't pronounce you man and wife

WOMAN:   You should have seen his face; he was high rate.

MAN:          You mean irate.

WOMAN:   That's what I said; high rate.

MAN:          No, it's irate.

WOMAN:   High rate.

MAN:          Irate.

WOMAN:   High rate.

MAN:         Irate.

WOMAN:   Whatever. Harsehole.

Sunday 2 January 2011

NEW BLOG!

Aaaargh! Anyway, the reason I haven't updated this blog for a while is because I've been busy with things. You know, Christmas, New Year, Hannukah, Kwanzaa. Things like that.

Of course, all these festivities mean that I have to be out a lot, which isn't very fair on my dog, so when I leave, I always put a nice radio station on for him. Unless he's been a bad boy. Then I put Chris Moyles on. Even the dog's intelligence was insulted.







ZING! He's back!